How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
The duggars are the reason premarital sex is ok. Because if you don't have it until marriage you have no self control when it happens. And 19 kids.
i just rolled a joint on the giving tree. that book has given me so much.
Whatever. I'll let someone else deal with his flacid penis.
one of the cashiers from Kroger is eating at my kitchen table and nobody knows why.
Sitting here wishing there were men in my life.
me too. too bad ive decided to fill that hole with cookie dough, closing the door to future men one fat cell at a time.
He crawled in my bed this morning, ate me out, and even brought me a panera deli sammie for lunch at school. I don't care what he lied about, all is forgiven him.
She said, and I quote "how do you run with something that big between your legs".
They are chanting tits for freedom and I'm highly considering
Ok just don't go to jail. I saw your account balance. It can't take that.
we've decided whoever is stupid enough to use the condom that's tacked to the wall deserves to get pregnant.
I just ran into the married chick you banged 2 years ago at our apt! She asked me if I could get her coke! Memories bro. Memories
Look, if I'm too lazy to put any effort into sexting, you better believe I'm too lazy to put any effort into dating.
The fact that it was "anything but a cup" now explains the cowboy boots and fishbowl aftermath at the apartment.
If I get a 4.0 I am doing SO much cocaine.
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