Omg just want to confirm: got drunk, naked in street, fucked in bathroom and puked on bart.
i've lived in the woods for so long, as long as its post-op, i don't care.
i'm so high that for the last 10 minutes i pretened my sock was a mouse, and played with it like it was legit.
I just realized last night I drunk-bought a flight to Florida for this weekend...kinda torn between the price and the potential of awesomeness
Is it physically possible to shit out my own bone marrow? Because if not, then I need to see a doctor immediately.
i think i figured out where our problem might have started...when we poured more tequila on top of out margaritas to melt the ice bc they were too cold
hahaha or putting rum in the bbq sauce?
Not enough. Tell the person next to you to give you their drink. I give you permission. And then chug it. Be a hero tonight.
I left my bra and a book at his place. He's a hot Scandinavian who is into physics and computers - had to step up my game.
That shot was terrible
You were like one of those guys at carnivals that spit out fire..... Except it was throw up
That's why you need to have them together. Katie started crying on the couch and she just gave her a tube of crackers and picked up a beer at the same time. She's like a goddess of making things chill
All I know is I was bleeding, she was bleeding, we stole someone's Lucky Charms, and then I made you guys order a pizza
Went home with a dude from UF last night. Just dripped chicken onto my phone and then licked it off. Going to pick up a bridesmaid dress. Mid 20s in a nutshell.
Well, while we went through airport security, I found out Mom got her clit pierced, so there's that.
When i said you could use my car and have sex in the back....i wasn't being serious.
would you eat cereal with weed in it
who is this???
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