I just tipped a bartender in xanax.
At the T-Rex bar with my nephew...only in Disney can I have a beer and a soda at the bar with a 4 year old
i feel like arbor mist is too classy for that. you need a colt 45
Yeah you're right. The one time when arbor mist is too classy
Haha. We better find him. He looked like he came out of Switzerland's vagina, he's that much of a blonde beauty.
I think its only fitting my first purchase with my student loan is a glass pipe? I think ill name it 'Subsidized'
I am a human short and spout . Here is my jager Herr is my redbull . When i get real drink i shout out. Tip me over and pour yeager out
Hey, can you come over and kill me real quick
I want the one making out with the dumpster. Is that bad?
Setting up an obstacle course with ladders, hurdles, and a spring board to the pool. you down for drunk races through it later?
Drinking Hot Toddies on the Porch and blasting bob dylans "hurricane" bring it on sandy!
Champagne pong turned into an expensive and painful experience.
Seriously. All I want right now is a 40 with a nipple on it, and a nap
Whatever. I just want to indulge in this mcchicken and forget all about his tiny penis.
About the whale....I wasn't completely awake.
I can't decide which is the most disgusting: emily having sex on the stairwell of a frat, michelle shaving her vagina with a razor she found in a frat bathroom, or me getting fingered on the dance floor by some rando. opinions?
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