@ a funeral. fucking miss uuuu
i just saw her new tattoo, how much more trashy can you get than having "taste the rainbow" on your body for the rest of your life?
They are literally fucking next to the DJ Booth to a techno Remix to Pacman. She is going waka waka waka. WHY ARE YOU NOT HERE FOR THIS?!
Climbing onto the roof in a dress and high heeled boots was probably not the best idea, especially after all that Bacardi.
well, someone with very low standards is getting their dick sucked
First day of class and I'm in a bar drinking pitcher #3. Foreshadowing?
i'm only riding in the trunk because they put the case of beer back here..
Do you think I threw out my left shoulder during the keg stand or the stripper pole? It's medically relevant my chiropractor wants to know.
All I remember is waking up with 3 penises pointed at my face. I also remember enjoying that a lot. And then I threw up in their shower.
We've only been here for 15 hours and our names are already on 2 separate police reports. We've also been given our "final warning" by the cops and hotel management.
okay the fridge is completely filled only with alcohol. Not even exaggerating. There is no food.
Sometimes I wonder if we're going to make it to 40.
That feeling when you're ready to convert to the religion of whatever god will stop the vomit. Dynamite is illegal.
we turned the lights off and all you could see were my glow in the dark stars and his penis
She woke up next me in bed and told me to stop driving so fast.
So your telling me I can lick your ass but you CAN'T spend my money
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