North Korea, Best Korea!
how the fuck am i supposed to make breakfast with spaghettios and mustard
you need to know that there is a kid here wearing an i mosh for Jesus shirt
its hard to take this fight seriously when one dude is an oompa loompa, and the other is a "g spot"
i know this sounds kinda weird but his cock smelled like fabric softener. it was so refreshing.
I fucked your brother... Hey, at least we know he is not gay... You're welcome.
We don't have a lot of plans besides weed and cake
Okay do all 29 year olds have erectile dysfunction or just the two I've slept with?
I've made friends with the guy dressed as a gorilla that was chasing the guy dressed as a banana around with a super soaker full of vodka. I feel this will be a good relationship for me.
Your cock deserves a montage
can we for just one second remember that I played with a homeless man's rat at st marks?
I think as a general rule I have to have blacked out somewhere at least twice to be comfortable.
is it acceptable to cross the border for sex?
idk how many shots you took between 2:39 and 3:05, but your message went from "Please text me tomorrow." to "Why you sto textom?"
just saw a kid waiting at the door of the stairs for the elevator. there is no elevator in this building. get on his level.
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