The new Black Eyed Peas song is the stupidest shit I've heard since the last Black Eyed Peas song.
i really care about you, respect you, another gay word, and another gay word... lets just drink
He burst into tears while I was blowing him. NEVER giving a bj for a graduation present again.
What time did you start drinking?
Maybe.
Maybe isn't a time...
Its not gay if you're best friends and there's less than an inch of dick in the picture. That's where the line is drawn
Is it true if I say your name three times, you'll appear and whore everything up?
sometimes u just have to say fuck it and help a straight sixteen year old break into her uncles gay bar.
There's a cop, a pizza guy and a half naked girl outside along with a dog that I don't know. It feels like I walked into a Judd Apatow movie.
Dropping acid was like seeing the whole world as a blank canvas to imagine anything I wanted.
And apparently all you wanted was to watch the sun explode and me take 60,000 dicks to the face.
Check 'smoke weed with our ihop waiter' off of our To-Do List
Being the hot sister definately has advantages, I'm pretty sure I ruined her engagement
you just won the triple crown of sex! your prize is more sex.
I just fuked with kevins application and made it say that he does conjugal visits for community service
hey some people donate their time while apparently kevin donates his body
I'm mainly pissed because I shaved fucking EVERYTHING for this. WITH SHAVING CREAM. Men do not appreciate how rarely that happens.
Wow I really just sharted up in this Kroger
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