whats a polygalesbian?
lesbian polygamists..duh.
There needs to be a term for a female version of a rusty trombone
So I just introduced myself to this guy in front of me and now he's saving my pictures on facebook to his phone..
Zach says you can't see his penis until after we're married...not sure why?! Bt then he said he thinks maybe you already have on the wild animal night!
flashcards smell like vodka and my textbook is in the toilet. ready for the final
but he used his one phone call to call mom and wish her happy mothers day, that's gotta count for somethin
2048oz a keg...divide that by solo cup... comes out to 128 beers...simplifies into 5.3repeating cases...drinkable between two people
and u failed math?
I've been trying to brush my teeth for 20 mins now... Mother of hangovers.
I must have some kind of deep rooted instinct that tells me when a boys virginity needs to be taken.
Delete that photo of me. My ass looks WAY to good it in to be on Facebook for everyone to see. You gotta earn that shit.
she keeps a switchblade in her panty drawer... i am both terrified and slightly turned on
Do you think you can chase a shot with chicken soup?
We need to feng shui this bitch.
How'd things go with that guy last night?
He threw up in the consol in my car then started crying about his ex girlfriend.
I promise your sink was clogged before I threw up in it.
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