I just woke up in the 4th floor lounge at 5:30AM with my ipod on to springsteen and a condom on
The world needs more lipstick lesbians, if anything.
We just saw a waitress walk by with a tray of bacardi and whipped cream.
Whoever ordered that deserves a pat on the back and the "classiest customer" award
Packing for the trip... do they take Visa in South Dakota?
listening to the two girls in the next stall finish a 40 and laugh at this guy they both fucked. they're calling him 'tulip dick'.
Her exstacy made her nickname everyone David. Nobody knows who the fuck she's talking to so we just say no to everything she says. She's crying.
He ended up walking out of his bedroom and told me to look at the nonexistent fire he was holding in his hand. Im upset I didn't take those shrooms.
We fucked to techno music while he wore shin guards... best sex ever.
They were picking gravel out of my face for an hour. I think I took more out of the road than the road did of me.
Barfights against pavement aren't genrally won by people. Props.
We legit stopped the the game so that Jamie and I could throw up in the bushes, and then continue to play intramurals... this is what my life is coming to1
Your friend, the one I told I would brush his teeth with my tongue, what's his name again?
I just dumped bong water and Bacardi out of my purse into the trash can. Everything in my purse is soaked. I hate Sundays.
No, I found out he was gay when I walked in on him blowing the guy from the dorm room next to ours.
she broke the sink..i repeat the sink is off the wall. send help
Let's do something tonight. I feel like setting things on fire.
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