we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
I'm praying to Jesus, Allah, Buddah,and the whole gang tonight that I'm not pregnant
you kept slapshing your drinks on people saying the power of christ compels you.
I find it ironic that im starting my birth control on mothers day.
Using 'equal to a modern day cock block" in term paper, inappropriate
I'm gonna sleep with her just to prove to my roomate that shes a slut and he's wasting his time
You're asking the wrong person. I was drunk on nyquil and jager.
I'm starting to blur the boundary between reasonable senioritis and self-destruction. Somewhat-openly hittin the flask in 11am class
Also he wants to know a casual, consise way to ask a girl in a bar if he could eat her out. Think on that.
We ended up debating which Food Network host would do best in porn.
It's only slutty if you don't have his number. Unless there's a full moon. Then anything goes.
I might as well rub my vagina against it before I throw it away.
You are so lucky you didn't go back to Tate's house. They decided to figure out who had the biggest balls... I was the judge
Seriously considering modifying my computer case so it can dispense wine. I need to make a bunch of changes and reorganize it's guts anyway....
I like how I can go from sucking dick in the my basement to singing along to veggie tales with my family in a span of 10 minutes.
Randomize
