think what you will about my sexuality, just get the cigarettes
I went out in a blaze of glory. I failed the field sobriety test by saying ABCD FUCK YOU.
Did you bedazzle the elevator?
I dunno. Last time I went there I had got sexually propositioned by a Belgian prince.
I just realized I consumed seven different types of alcohol this weekend. And I'm only counting jungle juice as one of those. How the fuck did I not die?
SIMBAAAA REMEBER WHO YOU ARE
Besides. I don't even really like sex because it feels great. I like it because for thirty minutes I own that guys ass.
the day has come. I have finally reached the point in my life where I just don't give a fuck about anything anymore. it's beautiful!
WHY WONT HOT GETMAN MAKR PUPR WITH ME!!!!???!?!!
Guess who isn't pregnant with a random sex ocean baby?!?!
I snapchatted him nudes and he didn't screenshot a single one of them because he's a gentleman.
There's just something so liberating about drinking a beer with no pants on
I just made a dick pic collage. Let me just tell you,there is no comparison to the latest!
She looks like a character that batman would try to kill, or something.
I came twice and when I was done I petted his head and said "you did good kid you did good" and just laid back smiling. Tell me I'm not awesome.
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