that's the type of pussy you go to the bathroom and wack off before you fuck her, just to last longer inside of her!
my last 3 google searches were anal itchy vagina and ice cubes
You got off, kissed my dick and whispered "stay hard" to it, puked and then got right back on top of me like nothing happened...
I'm not going to need your "it doesn't mean you're a slut" pep talk after all.
I'm at Home Depot to get supplies to fix the wall we cracked by fucking too hard against the bookshelf.
I AM OBSESSED WITH PORCHES. YOU ARE OBSESSED WITH PORCHES. HOW IS THIS REAL?
Wow my largely unnecessary pool of lizard-related knowledge finally came in handy. Are you proud?
I don't know what to say
Only you would have a vasectomy while you're awake and report on the soundtrack first
well if they don't get here soon...no fuck it, I'm going to the strip club.
Why did this happen to me why did I have to meet him if I could go back in time I never would have grabbed his dick
Of the 4 nights I've gone downtown this week, I've been "piss in the parking lot" drunk 5 times
This girl just said she was late for class because she was having sex.
And here I thought that was one nut sack too many
What are we just gonna be those girls that get fucked in your parents basement and not get taken to dinner? I don't wanna be those girls.
I think my dick has healed enough that we can start having sex again
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