Currently looking for a new liver on ebay. Struggle.
No, don't worry. We're not going to get THAT arrested.
The lack of respect you have for your penis baffles me. I'd rather rub my ball sack on public toilet seats than stick my dick in some of those girls.
A simple 'no' would have sufficed
the can pyramid on my head actually reached a decent height before I moved.
I think this breakup is Gods way of telling me I deserve a bigger dick
The polaroid of me taking a test-tube of Jegar out of the gay guys mouth pretty much explains my trip to Spain.
No it's ok. I made friends with the guy that always wears helmets to the bar. His name is helmet Harry
Oh god iv'e slept with this police officer before oh god oh god
In 2014 only three boys have seen my boobs so far
He offered me my choice of the Abe Lincoln or Ben Franklin dick pic.
The Olympian is in my bed
What'd I miss?
Erotic hypnosis and studded dog collars.
That's Danny the boy who threw up in the Doritos bag
Lets get drunk. But not too drunk that I can't work in the morning. But maybe drunk enough so we'll make out
Are you really trying to argue your case that you seduced my cat?
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