He's still on the phone with him. This is unnatural. Dudes don't call other dudes just to talk.
Please don't use social media to get back at me.
One of my students just said I have "big mommy parts". Even third graders know that my tits are too big. God I love em.
I love how you are more concerned with what i call my penis than the fact i wanna bone some high school chicks
I told him I wanted to have sex to "halleluiah", he suggested the poke-rap.
I dont care about anyone or anything else I just want to make love to you on my air mattress
I just took my birth control on the way to class with a 1/2 melted jello shot I happened to find in my purse from Friday night. I told you I was going hard this year.
smoked some of that legal weed last night, felt like God himself legit bent me over his knee and spanked my ass. Never again..never.
I'll be thirty in eight months. I think my goal is too stop changing my pants in the parking lot at work by then.
Why is your solution always to masturbate
Because it usually works
why isn't there a kind of gay where i let guys give me head but they don't expect me to give it back? i could be that kind of gay
He was that good?
I refuse to go to a doctor for a sex injury, not when I've come so far already
Tbh you just need to fuck it out like I don't know another solution
My ex husband is now my side piece. #thisis30
So do I get points for screwing my recently single ex boyfriend and then telling him to go fight for his ex back?
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