just caught my little brother jacking off the family pet
he suggested we appoligize to eachother. then do blow and painkillers & have ourselves a make-up party.
i just woke up to seventeen texts from you saying all the things you would have done for a french fry.
his receeding hairline makes running into him so much less awkward. almost enjoyable actualy
He thinks MY vagina is tight. That's saying something.
was i strangled at any point last night? or was his dick just that long
I've been very busy/drunk lately... Sorry.
He made me cum 7 times AND I nearly drowned him during that 69 in the back of a ford focus. Yeah I should get my gynocologist.
We had hangover sex and then I called a taxi home. Told him I didn't want his number because, if it was meant to be, we would fuck again. He called me the queen of one night stands.
Random Survey Question: If things start getting serious with this cop, do I have to stop doing coke?
I just got breakfast in bed and he went down on me. And you though he was a bad idea. Shame
Turns out the creepy dude who bought us tequila shots was the friend of a friend who then got us a table and several large bottles of champagne.
Never judge a man by his mustache.
I just wanted to be nice to your dick and you are rhyming at me.
Woke up on my sisters couch, and it was like the start of a Terminator movie,my brother in law was passed out on the floor naked in the fetal position. We now call him Arnold. It was an epic night.
Youre saying I should leave him? Have you seen the dating pool these days? It's terrifying, and in the capital region it's straight Norman Bates
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