i hate this light. i wouldnt even hook up with me in this light
the roller ball on my blackberry is the closest i've come to touching a clit in 2 years.
Every time I hit my bowl my neighbors set off fireworks... I stop, they stop. I start again, they start again. Too high for this.
i just successfully used the word "hymen" in a paper...welcome to senior seminar in lit.
Well someone has to be the Christmas slut at the family dinner. I suppose it's my year to fill those shoes.
hey watch out, they threw flour on everyone who passed out at their party last year.
So I managed to get the bitch who has been copying off me all semester in History to copy the names of Pokemon towns off my test.
I'm not entirely sure what we did is legal in the U.S., but I know that couple wont be the same
I've made friends with the guy dressed as a gorilla that was chasing the guy dressed as a banana around with a super soaker full of vodka. I feel this will be a good relationship for me.
We have a pile of chopped wood here that suggests we may have chopped down a tree of some sort.
If there was a tv show called "True Life: My 58 Year Old Dad Rolls Better J's Than Me" I'd be on it.
Would it be weird to jack off in the hospital?
Today is a shit your pants at work kinda day
I fully support your bad decision but I do not approve of your unironic use of the word yolo
Ever try to swallow something and have it go up into your nose instead? Yeah, I just sneezed bacon.
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