kill, fuck, marry: alice cullen, hermione granger, ginny weasley.
damn... fuck alice for sure, I feel bad but i think I have to say marry ginny... and kill hermoine! I can't believe I'm answering this right now.
all i know is that each time we woke up we were at a different chinese restaurant. help.
I'm the fucking queen of sexting. I just made a blowjob sound so poetic I'm wishing I were a guy just so I could blow me. Learn from me.
I'm not drinking cause I'm like 4 vodkas away from a boom box and Peter Gabriel.
This girl came outta nowhere yelling HOLD MY DICKKKKKK!
I forgot that places existed where drinking on Sunday is frowned upon. It's just so unreasonable.
Toppless hop-scotch needs to become a competitive sport
I fell asleep in the tanning bed, naked, for an hour and a half and I guess they couldn't wake me up so they called the fire department...and they came in while I was passed out naked...
We just stood there eating chocolate chip pancakes, watching you sleep on the bathroom floor.
Showing girls my stab wound was not the brilliant idea I thought it was.
NO I WILL NOT SET YOU UP WITH MY TWIN WHAT THE HELL IS WRONG WITH YOU?!? JUST BECAUSE I WONT BLOW YOU DOESNT MEAN YOU CAN STALK HER AS A BACKUP PLAN YOU SPANISH BASTARD
Mike's my new hero. There's a flagpole of hook-up's bras on his porch and a week's supply of beer in his fridge but he still has a great job.
I just gotta say that I feel so much better now that I got some. I mean I feel like a normal functioning adult ready to contribute to society.
Stop it. You know what r&b does to my body
I want to fling myself into the sun
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