so i woke up with ketchup and a sticky boob on my face...this is a new low
Take xtc, wait 20 minutes and then take a shower. Trust me.
so stoned i ashed in my jack and coke like 4 times. drinking it anyway
Yeah, you spent an hour in front of the mirror trying to reenact the Sailor Moon theme song.
I just read the lonely terrorist on nwa had 40 more friends than me on facebook
You turned to me, asked if I was having fun yet, and then threw up onto my jeans. Thanks for the awesome first time partying experience
so this was truly a case of the blacked out leading the blacked out.
You kept saying you we're gonna puke and wanted to steal my pants
That does not explain the remnants of a small fire in my bathtub.
showering high made me realize that i should seriously reconsider my career path... id be a damn good hair shampooer & head massager
I just spilled a shot of Patron on your mom.. Body shots may be happening. You better get here quick.
Note to self:A blacklight toga party at a frat house is a bad idea. Some things cannot be unseen
UHG. i just want to have hot lesbian sex and eat pizza with you.
Youre a wreck. Youll be in your dorm weeping to project runway covered in pizza sauce and smelling of stale beer
you made the house rule that every time you'd say "yay" everyone had to drink.
that explains so much
I didn't know it was possible and I don't know if I'll ever be able to do it again on my own but he literally fuck me sideways.
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