Michelle and I recorded her bunny humping it's little rubber black ball.
you just love her because she lets you bang her with fruits and veggies!
I just saw a midget ride by on a scooter...wearing a bowtie and a helmet. My life is complete.
YOURE GIVING A BLOW JOB TO THE BOY WHO SAYS "OH SNAP"
I just pulled the condom that i lost on tues out of me at work ewwww!
Easy for you to say! His first impression of you isn't the drunk girl in a turtle costume who got hit by a car!
he's just a really huge penis that sells weed
I've had to much cheese to give a fuck about anything. im tired.
Idk but she keeps giving me s'mores and I'm having a hard time caring about her alcoholism because of it
she just nodded and said "yeah, I'd fuck him for a reese's peanut butter cup". it's so nice to know I'm not the biggest whore living here
Cheez-its and a bottle of cab...for under $10 you could win this girls heart
it's not like I want to die, I just want life to stop for a little bit. how does that work?
can we just punch him in the dick and call it a victory for feminism
There's a kid in the back of the class drinking out of a flask. Like what is going on?
NOW HE'S DRINKING OUT OF A HANDLE. WHO IS THIS KID?
Heading there now. Already have a boner.
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