I almost took home a boy from the bar last night, till i realized he was not speaking drunk, he was from another country and didnt know english. that could have been an awkward morning.
dollar beers will do that to you.
just fell over trying to sit on the toliet like a robot.
he chased her out of the bar yelling "TAKE MY VIRGINITY" and i havent seen her since
I vaguely remember telling people they were not trash cans
we got so high we spray painted his girlfriend's UGG boots. she's CRYING. it's hysterical.
I just read the lonely terrorist on nwa had 40 more friends than me on facebook
she said they gang banged her to "who let the dogs out." the dude left of the middle barked along. sounds like a good time.
She told me that when she orgasms she just lays there like that baby from teenmom. Who the fuck says that
I know what youre going to say and vodka only explains half of my sitation
The cab driver is now flexing at a red light...
The number of males in the usa getting circumsized are decreasing. Keep this in mind when we become cougars
I'm gonna go ahead and say I love our drinking habits but anytime we roundhouse a 750 of Schnapps on the way to a non competitive bowling league we might have problems
Pretty sure I'm partying in a onesie right now.
Drugs and unwanted pregnancies are the only things that I'm good at. College comes in at a close third.
What part of the grouping of the words "anal beads" confuses you?
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