I give out O-faces like they're halloween candy
She got a tattoo in memory of her cat, my attratcion to her is no more.
using the left over highlighters from the blacklight party to study for finals. feeling the need to write insert penis here on my econ notes.
If fate has that penis in my future.....I'm down.
yeah, that's what i said too. right before i tackled that street sign.
Look if you're not going to be mine and take care of my needs, I'm going to fuck your sisters.
She left a blanket, pillow, a glass of water, and two advils in the bathroom for me. It's like she knew. Best room mate ever.
I think you just have to raise your bang age from 40 to 50, hope dust doesn't fly out and make her say tony danza
Happy Halloween!! Last Halloween we spent together you got brought home in a shopping cart
I TOOK A FINGER IN THE BUTT YOU CAN OPEN THIS MESSAGE
If he refers to me as slump buster one more fucking time.
I'm so high right now that I winked back at a character in this TV show.
I'm pretty sure that waking up butt ass naked with a bottle of 151 and a note that said "I didn't want to wake you up, but thanks" proves I had a good time....god bless America
you thought the best thing to say to him was "you aint no fuckin cop"
Well I just masturbated while reading a recipe for Alfredo sauce so I guess you could say I’m growing up
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