Skanksgiving break is awesome already... pilgrim and indian roleplay tonight.
we are currently watching a singalong porn...just thought you should know
Most sexually ambiguous night of my life. Kept switching from the NBA finals to the Tonys.
The investigator asked if we were sharing a pitcher of margaritas. I corrected him and explained that we each had our own.
We should have a bouncer at the top of our stairs asking the guys we bring home for ID...
I also like to call Halloween "Mystery Fuck Day"
Is girls night deemed a success when you piss the bed?
I was his one phone call from jail and I hung up on him. He's fine though were gonna go to a party now.
I still blew him because I won't let allergies keep me from doing what I want. But I almost suffocated like 10 times.
He's got a beautiful penis, I can't lie
uh why is my bathtub filled with kool aid? or is that blood?
Got any extra dick over there? I’m running low
I need your help immediately! I sorta kinda sliced my foot off at the ankle with my new kitana. Bring your cooler, ice and some hospital road beers.
It was just another case of she fell in love I fell asleep.
My bald co-worker just chugged a literal gallon of coffee. My condolences to his kidneys.
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