a guy named alex was hitting on my friend tonight. he doesnt work on wind turbines tho.
My whole home page is your drunken face booking, congrats.
what do you think about when you wanna get rid of a boner?
dying kittens.
bad to tell him im pregnant over fbook chat?
He kept singing "who's that peekin in my window" we thought he was high til we realized someone was lookin in the windows.
you're my knight in shining pee-resistant armor
on a scale of 1 to 'no sex' how busy are you this week?
I drove two hours just to throw up on myself today at the beach. My family saw the whole thing and my younger cousin cried
The only thing stopping me from having sex with you in my parents jacuzzi bathtub is the knowledge that they've already had that idea themselves
the lesbians just got naked and went into the ocean... this never happened when i was a camper.
you just cant say you love him and then say you want to fuck your boss
Nope. Too much basics going on right now. I'm tying you both up and throwing you to the vibrating sexy toy sharks. You shall either sink or get off gloriously.
I'm determining which apartments I'm mostly to move into based on how suitable the kitchens are for sex .
last night you said that you wanted to hold my dick as you slept because it was like having a stuffed animal.
Will you come get your son? He's using an old bike pump to help him fart the national anthem...
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