whats the name of the jew you used to have sex with that lives on evergreen?
be more specific...?
Do you think he likes his girlfriend's moustache?
Apparently everytime he put me down to bed I escaped out the window, I faintly recall climbing into the canoe in the back yard, and air paddling.
For future reference, never invite the people you met at Dunkin Donuts at 2am to your house to watch Dogma
Its against the rules to not make you aware of his virgin situation prior to penetration
btw found the cat. he didn't appreciate the toilet bath.
I do not want to do anything. The words more tequila need to be erased from my vocabulary
His penis has been a bonding mechanism beyond comparison.
I just ate 6 cheeseburgers with some homeless guy. Pretty epic.
I should come with a disclaimer that reads "bad at relationships and defensive when confronted about it"
or maybe "WARNING: picks fights when bored"
The night before doing drugs with your bro is like Christmas Eve that made love to thanksgiving that made love a virgin.
As long as you don't want to make a shrine out of my eyelashes It's all good
One last thing: he lists glow sticks and tacos as things he can't live without. How would we not be friends??
I mean seriously there comes a time when you just need to take a crap in peace. Until he figures that out he can stay the hell outta my place.
she crossed my comfort zone...i thought i was a freak
said the guy with a pink sex swing...
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