This dress was meant to end up on your floor
Any toy can be an adult toy. Location, location, location.
I told him it was like a man's penis, but smaller.
First off: I'm drunk so fuck you. Second: you weren't a bad girlfriend. Tres: thats 3 in spanish. Number 4: fuck 3 Doors Down
i stapled my math hw together with an ear ring, too ghetto?
stayed up to watch the sunrise..saw an albino taking shots on the quad..it's like there's a whole new world of people out there just waiting to meet us
whatever buzz i had immediately ended when i saw her run through a sliding glass door
My only expectation is honesty. And three orgasms every time.
Had to go see my sisters new baby this morn in the clothes I wore to the rave last night. Still drunk. Almost dropped it. I'll be a good aunt right?
TACOBELL COOL RANCH TACOS MARCH 7TH. I think realistically that will be more like valentines day for us. Bc nothing says romance like tacobell.
While we were having sex he asked me if I wanted to get wingstop after. I think I found my future husband.
Apparently today is power bottom appreciation day
Also, do you have any insight as to WHY I have a note saved from the 17th of June that reads *clears throat*, "you got that swanky blues libido"
I swear to god my spidey sense only tingles when someone’s about to die or you’re being a hoe.
my favorite part was when you kept waving @ that guy and insisiting it was your cousin..and it wasnt and wondering why he wasnt waving back lol you were legit PISSED
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