u know ur drinking tonight lol i dont know why you try to deny it
but i dont wanna get emotional and drunk text
then give me ur phone
NEVER!!
I like the name aiden. he likes stella. I told him they're coming out of my vagina, and I will name them what I damn well please. Stella goes.
Yeah, you spent an hour in front of the mirror trying to reenact the Sailor Moon theme song.
i just funneled a beer through a mask n snorkel.. can you check that off my bucket list..
Okay, just a casual question: how did i manage to get grass stains on the inside of my bra?
I think you can do her, she seemed pretty set for revenge the second time her boyfrind high fives her in the face.
As I was climbing out of the pool he slapped my ass and said 'stay golden', i don't know why but it felt right.
So I managed to get the bitch who has been copying off me all semester in History to copy the names of Pokemon towns off my test.
Im about to get a baby alligator stoned, what are you doing with your life?
whats our policy on dating high schoolers?
we dont have a policy but im pretty sure the state of michigan does
I had 17 beers 2 days ago. I'm not dad material yet
Geez don't go to a bar for a few days and everyone freaks out.
I woke up to pizza pinned to my wall. So that's that.
what happened last night?
we watched you eat an entire bag of dorritos in the pouring rain... you refused to come inside
True I am eskimo brothers with every one of my room mates, but it was only two girls. And 9 outta 10 times I was first
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