I want to take you away to a place of dolphin rides and hot stone massages.
either way he was missing a nipple.
The meeting is at the same hotel we go to for sex. Avoiding eye contact with all the staff there.
now I know why they wanted me to come. apparently gay guys are stripper magnets
I really need to stop drunk texting. My one night stand just agreed to go roller skating.
This is the moment in my life where I take a fork in the "nice guy" road ive traveled for 23 years and fuck everything in sight that doesnt have herpes, or is in-between flare ups and I don't know about it until my dick is on fire.
I can't figure out if I'm dying from all of the booze still in my system, or from the cement wall.
So are you actually going to come fuck me in the ass this weekend, or was that just you being drunk in a kilt?
She must've been waiting down the street cause after I said I specialized in inner-thigh-face-massage it couldn't have been 2 minutes until she was on my couch.
The resort was totally empty, just June and I. Which of course lead to EXCESSIVE day drinking and outdoor fucking. FYI Dominicans LOVE to watch.
Jäger goes great with personal crises and receding morals...
I feel like Jeremy snapchattong while we're fucking is a perfect example of our generation..
Yeah I'm just gonna shower and drink a gallon of coffee and drunkenly write my research paper. It'll be fine
Let's put it this way, there's not many girls I wouldn't let sit on my face
It's been THREE DAYS. Why do I still have the munchies?!
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