i blew a .213 what kind of thug blows the compton area code exactly? this guy
whoever created level 16 on brickbreaker is a dick
no, i'm currently making the trek across campus to get all my stuff from last night. My ID is in one guys bed, and my camera in another guy's bed.
Plotting your own moral demise should not be this fun
He tried to write down the address for the cab on half a bagel.
you trust me enough to eiffel tower a girl but don't trust me with a mallet wtf happened to our friendsship
I've friend zoned this boy hard. I made him change my nipple rings before he went home.
My tits, and hanging out behind a hotel eating pizza.
Matt's offering to breast feed it.
I had sex with a mask on because I have the flu and I didn't want to get him sick.
You know shit got weird when you watched another guy shove drugs up your wife's ass and it wasn't awkward for any of us....
As for the other mouse...I don't have any mouse traps so I put a Jell-O shot on the ground. Party hard little dude.
Hey know anyone who wants 58 lbs of whole frozen chickens for a couple bowls?
Want to come over and dangle your tits on top of me like a skewer?
Put viagra in his coffee. I did that with Geoff last month and three hours later I had bitten through a throw pillow and gotten a noise complaint from a neighbor
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