It was like a Michael Bay sized explosion located in my pussy.
Her eyes are really red like she jus got out of the hospital and shes coughing ...80 ppl at her school do have swine flu dude
So your saying just a blow job?
hey just checking if u still hate me for sleeping with your sister?
There are 3 pics of me on my camera, naked, wearing only an apron, scooping ice cream.
He couldn't stand on his own, but he managed to somehow to get to the beer garden and get served 3 more. I'm proud to call him my cousin.
Mid way while flirting with this super hot chick at the bar, he gets up and says no thanks I'm only 19 and gay just waiting for my buddy to hurry up and get with your friend.
Thank you for FINALLY joining the Slutasorus Rex club in this conversation.
Beer and tomahawks! Not gonna end well!
She gatecrashed the wedding and managed to get an invite to the open bar reception. Lucky bitch
Dude. I've been high for so many hours now that I'm just accepting this as my new reality.
Might be using my graduation money to pay for an abortion.
I kinda wanna drive through the Gator bar parking lot and seeing if my panties are on they ground, they should be right next to my pride...
He walked in on me masturbating and on my phone but got mad because I wasn't watching porn just tweeting
you put your dick on my shoulder this morning like it was a fucking parrot
He’s tiny, hairless and humps my leg when he wants sex. He’s basically a chihuahua
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