i just got a Mexican deported. not sure how to feel.
I just watched the Dark knight, Maggie Gylennhaal looks like Katie Holmes after a stroke
do you think there was ever a doctor who smelled his finger after giving a prostate exam?
Dude manswers just said that a guy can only cum up to eight times in one day. I'm gonna prove that show wrong.
ha well at least you have goals.
Do you know any thirteen year old jewish kids? I'm looking for a party.
I went up to get a drink from the hotel room. And ended up getting arrested in the lobby. Spring break has not been forgiving this year.
Guys, right now i need a picture of a squirrel, preferably with one of you guys but not necessary.
No, that was the night I helicoptered my dick to oncoming traffic. Im talking about the night I ran naked down the street.
It's not a real holiday until someone pees on you. Did someone pee on you?
He went to cum on my stomach and somehow it got behind my ear. He's like a fucking jizz Houdini.
Maybe if I get to know him I'll stop wanting to fuck his wife so much.
I'm a terrible person when I drink. I went from fine to not making any sense and yelling about cheese in like 30 seconds.
Sorry my friend with benefits tried to run you over with his car
Do you remember standing up at 3 in the morning and asking me if I was counting to six?
"Offered to eat Froot Loops out of my belly button" drunk. Thats how drunk.
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