Had sex with the ex last night. Regretting to begin in 5, 4, 3, 2, 1... WHYYYYYYYYYY!
there's a lady drinking out of a red cup in class. HAPPY FRIDAY
I'm making progress with her.. She actually looked at me today and gave me a dirty look. Things are going real good.
HAH. HARRY POTTER CASUAL CONVO HAS BEEN EXTENDED TO DISCUSSING WEATHER. SO PRO
My body isn't even mad at me...just disappointed
He told me the hand job I gave him this morning was "lovely".
someday when you wake up in a dumpster we'll have to have this conversation again...
The only thing in that hotel room that we didn't fuck on was the roof
All she kept whispering was put your pickle in my mouth. Then she fell out of her barstool and chipped her tooth
From scraping the remnants from a coke bag at a lingerie party to meeting with an 80 year old man to discuss civil rights all in under 12 hours bizarrely feels like the epitome of my life
So if I tell her fire is hot and it will burn her... she's probably just going to keep throwing her vagina at it huh?
the best part was at the strip club when he said he was "here to pick up my wife. she's up on stage.....wait that's my aunt". only in Ottawa.
My boobs keep hanging out of this shirt. I think thats the style I'm going for tonight
THEY'RE HAVING SEX ON A HORSE AND THE HORSE DOESN'T EVEN CARE.
This past week everybody of fb either got rings or semen. All I got was Covid.
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