At a strip club after monster truck rally. You should be here
Everyone agrees they like your mother better drunk
As long as you're not dating white guys again.
He literally is quoting that 21 questions song, the 50 cent one. oh my god.
Let's just say, at one point i got woken up at 4am by a naked guy who was offering me steak, in a cup.
Shirtless guy staggering down the sidewalk, puking into a Prada shopping bag. Ahhh, the walk of shame in Boystown.
dude he's still passed out in my bathtub. and his dick is half way in a 40 bottle... i really hope he was just trying to piss in it
I just smoked a bowl with the lady who runs the special olympics. Your move.
I mean, I introduced myself as "the after party". I think he knew early in the night he was in for a bangathon.
Anddon't worry about me I have my Darth Vader flashlight
Guy pissing in the corner in downtown Boston as his girlfriend is covering him up, yelling "relationship goals"
I got really worried when i woke up and there weren't any missed booty calls from him between 3 and 5 am. Apparently his gf is in town ...
just caught myself putting beer in the oven and pizza in the fridge. i should be a trainwreck by tonight.
I'm going to draw something on my chest and I need to incorporate my nipples. Any ideas?
Flight got cancelled. Stayed in the same hotel as the flight crew so now I can cross Sex with Pilot off the bucket list
He regularly flies into DC, so I’m going to sign him up for my Frequent Flyer program!
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