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ok i'm not sure if that was a success statement or a cry for help.
S and I had anal without a condom because I'm on my rag but he didn't finish. Should I still take Plan B?
just came on the shower curtain. sorry housekeeping.
omg a stripper jus od'd on stage.
he got promoted. that means i have now given my new boss chlaymida. i need a new job.
He came out in cowboy boots and underpants holding a beer while he hugged my mom. I love Montana.
It's ok for me to have his baby but I can't be his friend on fb. Wth is wrong with this
could hear acupuncture therapist getting blown in the next room over the whale music
i was drinking at the bar last night with a guy with no bottom teeth, wearing zubas and a polka dotted hat. if that isn't the definition of wisconsin, i dont know what is
It's times like this I miss having my nipples pinched
Seriously, I am going to crawl in a hole, sew my vagina shut, and spit acid on any man that comes near me.
haha all our friends are at the carnival and I'm on stage dry humping a 40 year old
You have not lived until you've slid down a waterfall fucked out of your mind. Fact.
I had to explain to an ER nurse that I burned my dick playing onion ring toss today, your social awkwardness hardly compares.
all i remember is walking home without my pants on... when i woke up i was sleeping in between my parents in their bed, no more whiskey wednesdays
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