were you the shorter or taller girl out of you two
can you explain to me why you commented on every one of my profile pics with "tits and beer ftw" please and thank you.
Don't be a dummy cum on the tummy. Make her a slut, and cum in her butt. Have no fear, jizz in her ear. Don't be a noob, cum on her boob. Forget her rack, blow on her back. Just take off your coat and jizz in her throat. And if she seals off her holes, cum in her rolls
is that a poem?!
tolerance is too high. going on a liquor strike. ghandi style.
Oh so it was one of those "I shouldn't have gotten in a cab with a random 21 year old girl" kinda nights.
I don't want the last thing I hear while alive to be Jesse's Girl
Everytime I am with a guy I hope his penis is as big as yours. It never is. Thanks for setting that bar.
She asked the taxi driver to stop at the Texaco because she had to puke. She did then stumbled into the gas station and bought a 40.
Kid sitting next to me smells like he slept in a dutch oven full of farts. Going to die.
He goes "sorry was at the gym. Some of us workout " and I wanted to text him back and go "well some of us do occasional drugs so we don't have to"
Maybe I'll make your dreams come true and pee on you tomorrow.
She's barefoot and topless screaming "HERE KITTY-KITTY" at a stray cat in the ditch on the side of the highway. How do I get her back in the car?
My boobs are feeling quite sensitive so I told them, " you is smart, you is kind, you is important" that should do the trick.
I'm gonna write a book one day about how to be the less attractive person girls settle for after getting dumped. I will send you a copy
I HAVE A FLAME THROWER. COME SEE IT. IT’S SAFE AND WORKS.
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