So you're telling me it's impossible to have a "slight case" of chlamydia?
this guy just used the pickup line "God must have spent a little more time on you" I recognized the nsync lyric immediately.
I miss Michael Jackson so much sometimes
watching "look who's talking now." getting choked up at the end when they find each other at the cabin
doesn't that movie star kirstie alley and have talking dogs in it? new low...even for you
Ok lesson learned. Don't lick the spoon when making mushroom chocolates. The kitchen walls are melting.
So many people have lost their virginity on my futon... I think it is only the right thing to bronze it and put it on display
oh and then you called a time out with your penis
#1 lesson to be learned from mardi gras this year: lock your car doors or some grimy dude like me might just bang in it and use your backseat as a kleenex
No i peed with you in the toilet. The guy I high fived was mid pee in front of the urinal
I hope we all get so wasted that we ride the cows again
Just saw a drunk bitch in the west village peeing on a car. You are not alone.
Somehow I became in charge of getting my mother laid? This can't be my life? Lol
And you are going to be so turned on by my batman skills later
THIS IS SO HOT. BYE PANTIES.
It's your last night of vacation right? Be the Oprah of dick. And you get a dick... and you get a dick, and you get a dick!!!
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