I didn't know that people actually queef. Is this a real thing?
I believe so, yes.
Would you be offended if I asked if it has happened to you?
By the way the awkward moment from yesterday is now a bad situation I have to figure out.
Thank you Grey Goose.
that sweater is a total boner killer. you might as well be wearing a wedding dress.
He's doing the single life. He recently finished like a 3 year relationship. You can't date him.
But I don't want to date him. I just want to look at him. Naked. And in my bed.
These margaritas aren't just going to regret themselves.
I am currently exfoliating my skin with the toilet. We've never been so close.
Well, I wanted to be you for Halloween but I couldn't fit seven dicks in my mouth.
That's true. There's really no bad time to take a Vicodin.
It is the Reeses peanut butter cup of pharmaceuticals.
I don't understand how these people can do extreme gymnastics and I have problems walking up the stairs.
Just saw a midget on an elliptical. Epic.
Yeah we were on bar number 7 on our bike trail and you decided to steal my bike and we found you 20 minutes later eating Cheetos in the shallow end of your parents pool
You sluts I'm so proud of you. You're both wearing underwear.
IT'S FUCKING BABY SEASON ON FACEBOOK. MY VAGINA WANTS TO THROW UP
Just make sure you put pants on
....then im not going
The pandemic has not made Uber drivers any less chatty.
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