And, I saw Emily's panties. How? She doesn't sit like a lady.
She actually asked me 'is it in yet?' I deleted the vid.
I NEED TO NOT REMEMBER THIS IN THE MORNING. He is our TEACHER.
She just ended a sentence with "and he doesn't even mind my herpes..."
My coke dealer 411'd my work number just to see how I was doing and gave me his new number. He must miss my business
I'm sweating so much right now i look like Whitney Houston
its not a party unless mikie exposes himself
I could've eaten a live cat and wouldn't remember it today. That level of drunk.
Someones grandma was rubbing my back. I'm way too high for this.
What do you think french fries on pizza would taste like?
i already know. Delicious. Use ranch.
The two girls sitting next to me are asking siri "Like, uh, how do you know my name?". Do I fuck with them or fuck them?
I'm scared to see what happens if we keep winning like this. I don't think there enough livers for every one after the season is over.
The upside of a losing football weekend is that there are more sad frat boys willing to let loose their inner gay man.
Honestly, if you can handle putting socks on you can handle a condom.
They're fucking on the bed next to me. I took adderall and smoked so there's no fucking help for me.
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