How do I get over judging people who I would be exactly like if I had a boyfriend
Get a boyfriend
he just said he was sorry he wasnt been able to come by more often coz things are really crazy with that girl
you mean his girlfriend
ok think of it like jelly beans. if you can learn to like the licorice ones, youll always have lots of them because no one else wants them. its the same with fat chicks
Do you ever close your eyes when your having sex with your girlfriend and pretend she didn't get fat after high school?
Well for one thing, she was eating rice with a shot glass.
I wish the iPhone would register texts from 11:59 as "Last Year" instead of "Yesterday."
So fucked up. Can't tell if I'm starving or about to puke. Playing it safe and eating froot loops. Tasty in, colorful out.
six ambien and a bong later...he was calling me blueberry princess who need rescuing from the evil oven, and he was sir Eatsalot.
Way to ruin everything
I am drinking jager with a cat, your argument is invalid
You didn't act like you were blacked out yesterday...
I didn't know
My penis just literally said "Yaaaaaay!!!" It's the first time it's spoken out loud. Before this we could only communicate through rudimentary sign language
Will that be creepy to wake him up at midnight with my tongue all over his body??
I plan on just grabbing someone's dick if I have to. They will know what's up. Why else do you go to a bar alone on valentines day?
I think he should just go away to a small penis island and never come back
He just blew a .079. Jesus loves him THAT much.
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