whats a polygalesbian?
lesbian polygamists..duh.
Swine flu. Run for my life!
Just saw the true definition of the muffin top and camel toe all on one person at the DC zoo... Tried to take a pic but she got away..
Would we rather be in rehab with the drug addicts or the girls with low self esteem?
Grandma was not a fan of the beer-can ornaments. Not "traditional".
i ditched last period to have sex with him. i had to change into my skank clothes in the church parking lot. little kids were on the swings.
nothing about this is right.
Her name is Sherri and her sister's are Brandy and Champagne. Of course I want to meet her parents.
she's throwing things again.. almost stabbed herself in the eye with a fork.
I found him CRAWLING across the garden. He saw me,smiled,and asked for a napkin.
Just charged fat mistake $3 for a beer.
Every shot buddy I have I end up blowing. I don't know whether this pattern is good or bad.
They didn't have a "sorry I was late for your birthday party because I was getting arrested" card.
He said I could stop sending ass pics now and just say hello. I'm not sure if that means he's no longer interested, or that he's a gentleman??
The Vicodin is in the strawberries.
Did u guys seriously make a betting pool on when im going to get pregnant???
Yep, wanna bid?
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