i hope your v-card owns a pair of floaties
Motorboating on a tuesday night. not too shabby....
i was so high i thought his mole came off and was flying around
you spent the night getting lap dances from a stripper with a c-section scar then ended up at a one room casino by the airport and you say you're too good to blaze and see pirahna 3d? bullshit
her cat was choking so she kept trying to stick her finger in her cat's mouth while saying "it's okay kitty, just do what mommy does"
I was just on craigslist and saw and ad for a naked yoga instructor. I will no longer be jobless.
Come on. It's already happy hour in Europe...Man up. "I'm at work" and "it's a tuesday" are not valid excuses.
Remember those girls from the bar? The tall and short blondes?
Is this a story I am going to hate you for?
If you're wearing dry underwear your day is already better than mine.
He's practically not my boyfriend anymore. So let's go get some glitter, balloons, alcohol and forget this night ever happened.
is it wrong to hook up with someone at a memorial drum circle
I am googling "notable people who had syphilis"
And then she proceeded to tell us that blowing your brother made her feel like part of the family. At this point you were still pretending to be a cat. Need I give another reason she can't live with us?
I'm high on the exercise bike at the gym. I feel like Lance Armstrong
Vagina status: the swelling is going down.
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