do you think my med school application would be worse off if "I like helping others and shit" slipped into an essay I emailed last night?
the party was called freshmen disorientation. i was just following the theme
Fuckkkk i made out with a freshman.....but he's old for his age. THIS IS WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOURE NOT AROUND.
Whiskey shot with bacon bits, our version of Goldschlager WE ARE TRYIN IT.
He has an intense fear that my cat will attack his balls while we're fucking
He got violent drunk so we have to untie him in the morning. He's in your basement and you're out of electrical tape. Don't forget because I will.
This old guy just saw me toking on my bubbler before I go to the dentist. He gave me the nod.
I will not hesitate to go down on a dick for some cream soda.
I woke up in his bed wearing nothing but a penn state hat. We are....
He just showed up on my porch naked with just a blanket and a trash bag
We were kinda loud so his roommate woke up and to make up for it he invited him to a threesome. I can't drink whiskey anymore.
It reeks of weed and poor life decisions in here
You just sat there staring at your apple and saying "I'm so glad you're here" to it every time you took a bite.
Is it appropriate to send an apology gift to his roommates for breaking the bathroom sink during crazy sex?
Throwing up while listening to NPR because I’m trying to adult through this hangover
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