Strip flip cup NEVER equals good idea
no more hot dogs for you........
fine no more vajj for you
I sent the random girl I had sex with last night a 'happy mothers day' text as a reminder to get the morning after pill.
The freshman next to me just said "I was rocking out on my way here to Dave Matthews..." I wish I would have passed this class the first time.
Say something like you want him to fuck you behind a McDonald's. Guys secretly love weird shit like that.
There is a girl in my drunk limo who hasn't seen an uncircumcised penis. Hook me up with a picture.
would it be mean if I put better with the lights off on my sex playlist just for my hook up with him?
Don't be too mad at the guy who broke your kitchen table. Didn't get his name, but he knew all about your gay porn career. Like DETAILS...
My day in three words: secret purse cake
im lying in bed trying to choke myself out because being awake hurts too much
I hurt myself, but I'm pretty sure I saved the carpet.
he can suck his own dick, i cant compete with that
Gay?
German.
Pity.
You made noises. And kept meowing. I have a twenty minute phone call to prove it.
Heyyyy, naked guy in your kitchen, can i ask you a quick question about a legal situation in pb??
Randomize
