How's tricks little girl?
Trix are for kids, old man.
hey its robert, we just made out in the backyeard. i'm inside now and you should come to the bathroom and meet me.
I really hope you get sexually violated by a pterodactyl tonight.
We went to the police station completely hammered looking for you. Don't tell me I'm not a good friend.
And for your info. Don't pee outside with glow sticks. People will still see you.
I need to stop fucking people before I get to know them
just got carried INTO the bar by 4 people. it's like watching my weekend in reverse.
haha she has always seemed a little off. when i met her i was told she was the queen slut. and she had a crown on at the time. it seemed appropriate.
he just asked me for a tag team. like at least let me get changed out of your roommates clothes from last night first...
I HAVEN'T FUCKED ANYONE IN FOREVER AND A HALF I DON'T DESERVE TO BE A TRASHY BLONDE
you know it was a successful halloween when you wake up and have a firecracker in your tits
Do you remember making out with the dude in the back of my cab last night?? You said his mustache tickled your tongue.
I'm really just disappointed in myself for having sex with a musical theater major
My dick has been in way too much crazy the past 2+weeks, but hey it feels good to fuck consistently again
No I come to this class stoned every week. Except last week when I was drinking in class
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