Lady GaGa only went backwards in convincing me she's not a man at the VMAs.
We stole your phone last night, texted your brother and told him you wanted it up the ass by him. All he said was "I want ur money."
just credit carded her and her mom at the same time... that drunk. get on my level
I seem to remember you being very disappointed that drinking Michelob Ultra didn't give you magic powers.
I expect to be treated like a lady. Even If your sticking it in my ass.
Rachel and his cat watched us 69 last night. I pretended to be embarrassed the next day... But to be honest I like an audience
nothing worse than walking out of class after 3 hours and having covered exactly zero information
walking out with herpes. that would be worse
I would feel bad that's he's locked out naked, but the world should really see that.
We all have to be good at something. Mine are writing, drinking, fucking and peer pressure.
First night of sleeping in the same bed, and she farted on me. I immediately excused myself and went home. Don't know if we're still together. Will update you.
And here I thought that was one nut sack too many
I have the liquor shits and this time, it's personal.
A friendship for the ages born on how horny we both are
they were drunk. and loud. and now they're drunk and quiet. or dead, you never know.
ya figured it'd be nice to explore the mythical world of sober sex i've heard so much about
i've often wondered how it works
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