Dude ! Why is there vomit with whole pieces of sushi in the shower when the toilet is not more than 2 feet away ? btw you need to chew your food better,
So theres a slight possibility i may not graduate according to planned because i was out getting laid instead of studying. And im okay with that.
woke up rolled in a yoga mat listening to enya. I'm never going back to Oregon ever again.
I just told a dude I hooked up with last night he was the pick of the litter.
I was giving him a handjob and he commented that he loved my nailpolish....I'm destined to die a fag hag
he walkred up to the manager at dennys and said 'look, my friends passed out in your bathroom, can i go get her?'
I guess birthday shots aren't always the answer
it's just one of those nights where i don't care if anyone sees my vagina
We call it "Dishes: Hard Mode". Basically whoever is doing dishes gets head but needs to finish the dishes before they cum.
And so far nothing been broken!
Why do I have a bunch of cash....and your bra.
Told my prof I have mono so that he won't judge me when I show up hungover and looking like shit to class every day.
Just skip
Please. i have SOME standards
No kiss but I got free McDonald's so at least we can focus on what is really important here
Nana saw my nipple rings & made me watch Joel Osteen all morning
can you take a pic of your glorious tits but not send it just yet? I need motivation to finish this bull shit presentation.
Waking up naked and dehydrated has become a regular occupancy for me.
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