I have found the one flaw to the great pride I took as a guy to not have to sit down to pee...having to sneeze while peeing.
whispering "taste the rainbow" well having sex isn't my biggest turn on.
in case you havent found it already in honor of Toy story 3 we wrote ANDY on the bottom of your foot while you were passed out on the couch.
She fell asleep on the sidewalk and people starting using her as a hurdle
just had to make the 420 edibles gluten free and kosher for passover.
we have what I like to call an assload of ramen noodles
It wasn't good. I can tell by the way he fucks me he watched too much porn
this case of pbr just wont end. i keep finding more.
Let's hurry up so I can puke at home instead of my van
You know you're doing college wrong when you have to bail your RA out of jail
I've never said "lesbians" so many times in a short response answer
I'll send you pictures of my nipples so you don't feel left out.
A hefty woman and I mean hefty shoved her number in my pocket at the gym without as much as a hello, winked and kept walking. Going to use your bed to defile her, don't want her to know where I live or have my neighbors see! Thanks, you're a pal!
It's situations like these that make me climb out of windows
the day i stop sending you hentai screenshots is the day i actually act like an adult, and TRUST ME. THAT AINT HAPPENING ANYTIME SOON.
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