and when i put it inside her she yelled "welcome aboard!"
I wish you were here to vomit in your hand.
I'm thinking of having one or both of my boobs out. They're small but they're mighty.
Just bonged a beer from a vuvuzela...this place is only doing good for me
im downtown. alone. lost. drunk. dressed as santa. dont find me. i just heard someone say mechanical bull.
we fucked while standing on a ladder. challenging, but worth it.
If you ever get the opportunity, make fun of how small his dick is for me
For her birthday she wants to, " try something different with our butts a funnel and a bottle of whiskey"
she's unstoppable after she starts doing shots and yelling NANNER
Who wouldn't want a man who can knock a guy out but also loves the bachelor.
It's the best of both worlds
NOLA update. Went to Corey Smith at the house of blues last night. Drank PBR and took lots of shots of Jack. Too drunk, cabbed it to the hotel and fell asleep while having sex. Not my finest moment. Now I'm in court. I can't wait to be your attorney.
did you just correct my grammar and then send me a photo of your dick?
This is either the best idea i've ever had or the worst. stay tuned.
One minute we're singing Wagon Wheel, and the next you're belly dancing in a trash bag on the beer pong table
I swam, I rode a bicycle, I rode a horse, I danced. It was like a real life tampon advert.
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