I just cut my nipple shaving
Anyone ask you how much a bj cost yet? That shirt is so whorish
Bleh. If he hadn't ascended into heaven and sat at the right hand of the father, Jesus would be rolling over in his grave right now.
he literaly had industrial grade plastic underneth his blankets
also. he gave me a foot massage during 69ing when i got a cramp. he's a winner.
We need to pull ourselves out of this slump. We need dick and lots of it. We are going to fuck our way to happiness.
Oh shut up man. Once the police get involved its every man for themself.
I need to stop getting so excited when a guy unzips his pants and its bigger than my boyfriends. I look like a kid in a candy store.
Just like to put it out there it's surprising how little reception a dog cage has
Yeah, if you don't like strip clubs you won't like microwave chimichangas.
she pointed to my dick and said you are going to save the world
I'm pretty sure that the bartender arranged a marriage for me last night. Sounds like a legit birthday present to me.
Bro you were on fire last night...like a less Irish version of Liam Neeson
no offense but you looked like shit yesterday
tequila is unforgiving..
Idk, I know when I drink vodka my bi side comes out and I just want to make out with a girl
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