The homeless ppl in LA are great. Theres sum guy that makes all of his clothes out of tighty whitey underwear. He makes bags out of them 2. Presumably 2 hold more underwear.
Drunk at a girls little league game. Hello summer.
my fraternity brothers just had an intervention for me. i either have a problem or am just on some next-level shit, im gonna go with door number 2
she's using the space heater to try to heat up a pop-tart...
I would ask why there is a chair tied to the door of the fridge.. but I am not sure anyone knows the answer.
She is ok w me having sex for money. Just gotta find rich grandmas.
Tough to say exactly how to play this. I just know people don't like surprises when genitals are involved.
"Wait, who's gun did I have?" Moments when you re-examine your life choices.
who's job is it to make sure we don't run out of tp since the incident of 09'... Thats right you go get some
Major life highlight, she said my dick taste like coffee.
You danced?!
I just jiggle to the beat like a sexy lava lamp
I have already put on my inside pants.
He washed his dick in my kitchen sink after sex. I think he might be a keeper.
So! As of five minutes ago I've officially masturbated in every room in my apartment
Dude, I helped you move in yesterday...
She's dancing around licking a fork of nutella. She is not sober.
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