I just bought Christian paraphenilia at Borders for my dad's bday. I had the urge to tell them it wasn't mine, like I was buying laxatives or a dildo
Hahahaha. You probably would have been more comfortable buying either of those than what you just bought
i'm pissing behind 7/11. if you guys leave... i'll think it's funny too
chris hansen is no longer pursuing child predators.let's celebrate
i'll bring the hard lemonade and lube
member when we used to take shits together before volleyball games?
Does your gf have any friends she can hook me up with?
Better looking than her though please.
right. well i dont plan on getting laid till i find a respectable girl that i can make unrespectable
Just found a picture of a hobo making out with her tits...a HOBO
there is a strobe light in my taxi. in what way is this safe.
Way too stoned bro. Was laying down on my back and thought for a good 30 mins what it would be like to be a turtle stuck on its shell
But I just had this pork pâté. It was dick grabbing.
A guy in a banana suit just got the whole bus to participate in a call and response version of Bohemian Rhapsody. HERO
I told him we could use my stove to make weed brownies, from that point on he kept reffering to me as "best pledge ever"
Well, she yelled at the stripper that she couldn't lick whipped cream off his nipples because she is lactose intolerant.
Who knew a blowjob could cause this kind of crazy
He wasn't prepared for it
How’d it go?
I accidentally joined a cult
So not great...
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