He tried. I said no. He said, "It's ok if I do this?" and proceeded to jerk himself off. Oh, the French.
tip of the day : never have sex with a full bladder. it WILL lead to complications and a very unhappy partner.
I'm about to tackle a 10 year old off a sea doo
She tried to cook Velveeta IN the oven on clean mode.
Just saw a crackhead get taken down by pd in the canal. Its offically spring
I'm just concerned it's gonna end up in my vagina again
I'm not really sure what went on in my mouth last night but right now it tastes like what I can only imagine is a mixture of astroglide and peanut butter. You hungry?
Like, actually questioning if you ate dog shit last night
Is it bad that I don't ask for names anymore? Just added "gold-chain-wearing hotel guy" to my list under "minivan 3way" and "funny-tasting gym guy."
I am so excited I do not know how I will sleep.
It's like the Christmas morning of dicks
Why are you there anyways?
Pickin up ball pit balls from craigslist
Thats alot of pressure.
Just on your vagina. BTW I'm passing your house.
ON A SIMILAR NOTE MY DICK SIZE PSYCHIC SKILLS ARE SO GOOD
Positive reinforcement! I'm training him for being a good boy and coming over. He gets sex and cookies.
Rough birthday weekend. Eating McDonalds in the shower and used a fifth of sky as a pillow last night
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