we tried have sex after i gave him a handjob. he wouldnt get hard and kept saying his little boy is broken.. please come get me
she's a gynecology student. i don't know if my dick's ready for that kind of pressure.
Hate is such a strong word! I prefer to think that you strongly dislike me due to the honesty I show towards your routine shortcomings of success in life.
You had a hot dog outside the bar then made me stop at McDonald's for a double quarter pounder. I'd say you've more than filled your drunken meat quota.
It feels like you stuck your dick in a fire and then branded the inside of me.
I've finally done it, I've downloaded some messenger lesbians like to use because some girl wanted to flirt.
Congrats, you're all grown up now.
I FEEL LIKE A GAY BUTTERFLY
It happened to me once. But i washed off in a duck pond and walked home naked.
If i'm forever fucked up in this state of mind then I'm going to kill him for this
But no. So do not give him one damn penny. Unless they are in a sock and you are hitting him with it.
I tried to take a cute nude but sneezed halfway through. I sent it anyway
I'm at a sex party and there's a guy in an ICP jersey and trip pants. I see now that this is the moment in the movie of my life I recognize I have a problem
Currently sifting through all the dick pics and nudes for a picture of my dad and I to post on social media for Father's Day...
I just want orgasms and emotional validation. Is that too much to ask?
I know you’re not my dad, but you’re someone dad. And you’re also like a second dad to me who I also send nudes to as well. Happy Father’s Day
Dude, she stopped mid blow job to ask the cat's name. ADHD might be a deal breaker after all.
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