It really wasn't that bad. Well, it was pretty bad, but only in 3 second bursts.
Nothing gets me like the O.C. theme song does.
Our teacher totally just got outed in class by a speaker from some lesbian cooperative house
She's like Mona Lisa when she's intoxicated. No one understands her but they all think she's marvelous
It was an awkward 3some. I took her from behind while he just made out with her.
How many beers are too many "cause it's Archer Thursday" beers?
He woke me up for a 10am bootycall. he was already drunk when he got here and when we were fucking, bagpipes started playing amazing grace outside of my window!! I love Boston on st. Patties day!!
Spring Fling is on 420. The theme better be 'Flower Child'.
I want there to be fog machines and unicorns.
How do I say "I still wanna hook up w you but I don't wanna see your penis via text ever again" through a snapchat
Why are there two phone calls to calgary police in my phone and why is there a voicemail from you asking for bail money
I swear to god those aren't related
I would have rather been getting my vagina slowly waxed all day then be here.
You know you're an upperclassmen when you go to a party with no makeup, wet hair, weed socks, and no shoes, take a shot ski, then leave
He looks like Aladdin, and that's about all he's got going for him.
Our baby is creepy.
That's how we know it's ours. haha
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