just walked by a lingerie store, the sign out front, "Specials for Father's Day", in no way is that just not wrong.
3 inches of snow, below zero windchill and i just saw a dude in a wrangler with no doors, shorts a beanie and burton snow goggles. God i love college in colorado
I just saw someone EAT a flashcard out of frustration. Finals suck.
I have to be home in time to watch my friend on that Lifetime show about having babies. And by friend, I mean the girl I had a lesbian experience with at a party 3 years ago.
In their defense you were hugging a watermelon for a good portion of the trip
Oh eartly, In cocy youtu youchv make the wallflowers d tskunks!y, couch protection now,.sryou should feel special !
I was high and he had on a gorilla suit. Of course I had to take a picture with him
Your a disgrace to smokers everywhere
Jameson and I invented street rugby last night. Yeah
Long story short he broke into a preschool and threw all their cones into a tree.
I hooked up with a lesbian tonite. Top 2 valentines experiences of all time.
My dog just ran downstairs with my vibrator in her mouth... during my dad's birthday dinner.
I need to sleep so I can die properly tomorrow.
He told me to keep watching the Grammys and then went down on me.. I think I'm in love.
I'm sorry, I'm tired, I can't play long distance cockblock anymore. Good night don't get too pregnant.
suburban family judging/laughing at us after Jenna just pulled two flasks out of her boot on the subway
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